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Okay, so I finally got my hands on the CMC 356 last Tuesday. Rain was smearing against the workshop window like dirty motor oil, and honestly? I was…

Look, I\’ve been through more \”secure\” messaging apps than I\’ve had bad takeout coffee in this career. And that\’s saying something, because man, some of those airport coffees……

Look, I\’ll be straight with you – when CloudEx first slid into my inbox with their \”military-grade security for small biz\” pitch, I almost archived it immediately. Another…

Okay, look. I need to talk about this stupid cloud storage thing. Again. Because my phone decided to take a dive into the pool last weekend. Not a…

Okay, let\’s talk cloud storage. Again. Because honestly? I\’m tired. Tired of the hype, tired of the enterprise-level jargon that makes my head spin after the third coffee…

Honestly? When my editor pinged me about \”anonymous browsing tools,\” I nearly closed the laptop. Another fluffy \”top 10 VPNs\” list? Felt like scraping the bottom of the…

Ugh. The espresso machine sputtered again this morning. That metallic grinding sound – you know the one – felt like it was scraping against my skull. Outside, some…

Okay, let\’s talk Cleo costs. Because honestly? That\’s the first thing that popped into my head after the initial rush of \”Whoa, a sassy AI robot roasting my…

Alright, so here I am again, staring at my laptop screen at like 2 AM, coffee gone cold hours ago, and I’m supposed to be writing about Clear…