Honestly? When my editor pinged me about writing this \”morchi best deals and customer reviews online\” piece, I nearly groaned. Not because morchi sucks or anything. God, no….

Okay, look. I’m staring at my laptop screen at 6:47 AM, the weak Seattle drizzle painting streaks on the window, and my third coffee’s already gone cold. Again….

Okay, look. It\’s 3:17 AM. The glow of the Bloomberg terminal is the only light in this shoebox apartment that costs more than my first car. Cold coffee,…

Man, I\’ve been staring at my phone screen for what feels like hours, scrolling through Robinhood and Moomoo apps, trying to figure out which one sucks less of…

So. Monkey App. Remember when that felt like the future? Late nights scrolling through random faces, that jolt when someone actually got your obscure music reference. Felt alive,…

Look, I\’ll be straight with you – the first time I heard \”IP management tool,\” I nearly fell asleep at my desk. Coffee sloshed over the PDF I…

Okay, look. Monsta Mash. It keeps popping up everywhere – Discord servers buzzing, Twitter threads arguing about strategies, that one crypto newsletter I half-read while chugging lukewarm coffee…

Look, I remember Berlin. 2021. The \”bull run\” was screaming, everyone was suddenly a crypto genius at the hostel bar, and I was trying to move some ETH…

Alright, look. I gotta be honest, explaining the Money Flow Index chart? Feels a bit like trying to describe the colour grey to someone who\’s never seen shade….