Alright, look. BTFD. Buy The F*cking Dip. Sounds simple, right? Like some kind of crypto mantra chanted by dudes in laser-eyed ape pfps. Everyone throws it around like…

Honestly? When my buddy Dave slid into my DMs yelling about BTFD\’s presale last Tuesday, I almost swiped left. Coffee hadn\’t kicked in, the cat had barfed on…

Okay, look. I’ve been staring at this damn BTFD/USDT chart for… what, three hours now? My fifth coffee’s gone cold, the dog needs walking, and my eyes feel…

Okay, look. It\’s like 2:17 AM, and this damn coffee\’s gone cold again. Third time tonight. I keep staring at my screen, charts flickering green and red like…

Look, I\’ve been staring at this insurance renewal notice for three days now. The premium jump isn\’t surprising anymore, just this dull, familiar ache right behind my eyes….

Ugh, crypto exchanges. Seriously, sometimes I feel like I\’m navigating a maze designed by Kafka after three espressos. BTCC versus Coinbase? Look, I\’m just some dude trying to…

Okay, let\’s talk about BTCBULL. Right now, sitting here with my third lukewarm coffee of the morning, blinking at the glare of the trading chart… yeah, it\’s dancing….

Okay, look. It\’s 3:47 AM. Again. The glow of the monitor is the only light, painting weird shadows on the wall. Cold coffee sludge in the mug –…

Okay, look. It’s 3:17 AM. Again. My third coffee’s gone cold next to the keyboard, and I’m staring at a pixelated monkey jpeg that someone wants to sell…